martedì 29 giugno 2010

Haunting Moos

Supertangas.com isn't pornography, perse, it's not exactly what i would call 'tasteful' or 'savory' in nature, but it's definitely tangas, I love tangas, and these are some super tangas. Now, I must apologize to my singular female reader for the coarseness of this websites subject, but it is difficult to not appreciate it, I appreciated twice yesterday. Pornography, as it makes itself present on the internet, is a profession where dedicated actors perform according to the dictation of a director, producer, or whatever you'd like to call the best job in the world. Supertangas are just people, like you and me, who realize they've been given a generous gift and wish to share that with those of us with refined enough faculties to appreciate it.

but what do I know, I'm just drinking tea and eating Lemon Heads. Remember cherry clan? its the racist cherry version of lemon heads, I used to buy them from the ice cream man along with those paper shits that pop on the ground when you throw them.

sabato 12 giugno 2010

Jouster 2

He's eaten bars, wall to wall

Nas is better than R. Kelly, even at cliffhangers. Whatever, I shouldn't get wrapped up in trivial shit like that, rapture's gonna be here any second anyway.

Bamboo-toast


the Rules:

#8. You don't piss on hospitality
#27. If it exists, there is pornography involving it.
#45. The Guile Theme Song Goes with everything.


on the 16-bit video gaming front:
-Scott Pilgrim Vs. the World, the game. I've been waiting for a new rendition of River City Ransom since 1987 or whenever that shit came out.

domenica 18 aprile 2010

black on track

I just have to mention how much I loved Xavier Renegade Angel, its such a classic character (that of the hilariously inept mystic who over complicates the already strange situations, eventually bringing complete destruction, sometimes complete transendancy) in a bizarre, nearly psychadelic western style (ala El Topo). The 'message' of each episode, besides for absurd humor, are meditations on the anxieties and ridiculous internal psychological quandries of the modern ADHD mind. It's also awesome after some serious baking.

Also, Awesome Return to Soul in pop music:
this song could be the theme song to the film Killer of Sheep (amazing btw)

martedì 13 aprile 2010

laser swords

this man's criticism of star wars, episodes I & II, is outstanding. It's commentary relies solely on how easy it is to find flaws with those movies, and investigating just how comically obvious they are.
his avatar one is really funny too.

speaking of which, what has the popularity of putting every movie in IMAX 3D done to our cameras?


giovedì 8 aprile 2010

Something Awful

There's a thin boundary between what is awful (appears to have been made without the creator having even a weak aptitude at their craft or sanity) and what's genius humor. But sometimes, the Awful is so fertile with gut shattering laughter, that it takes on a new genre of film making, what some would call "acts of staggering genius". Instantly rewatchable, scraping the boundaries of ineptitude for a view into what can only be an alternate reality. exquisite.