Proto tips

Avi Schmolin is a charicature of the most popular person on campus. circa forever. he deals sage advice on the 'reg.

Metastasis

i drew my dog the other day. He looks alot like the fantastic mr.fox. He didn't actually look alot like the fantastic mr.fox. he looked like a handsome devil.

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Protips with Avi Schmolin (Portrayed by Ari Zolin)

that's a snapple bottle, probably should've written Snapple on the bottle to indicate that. maybe i'll attempt an angle more dynamic than dead on, and give ari an expression that doesn't read as a stroke victim.

Daniel "Cock-er-Spaniel" Spiro

you're dead, I've killed you.

Hanna was Ill. Eric Bana was a total Bamf, and the german dude who was hired to track down Hanna was I hope purposefully written and costumed in the likeness of the homicidal youths in Funny Games. It was like the Bourne series of action films, except instead of the political drama and somewhat nebulous love story, it's about the responsibilities of raising a child. Also, the the chemical brothers rocked the shit out of the soundtrack.

Camo shorts go with everything

I don't know where the time goes. I'm convinced that there people who smoke my time away for me. I don't have enough time to do all the things I'd like to do, so I end up spending most evenings watching netflix. maybe I should make a schedule for myself, divide my fun and personal cultivation into consumable segments, but i admit that sounds pretty gay. I need to see a doctor. Maybe I'll use my smartfone as a personal digital assistant/bitch and get some kind of app that I can put my schedule into. Maybe I can get an app that tells me what to do at all times of the day, for the rest of my life.