Metastasis

i drew my dog the other day. He looks alot like the fantastic mr.fox. He didn't actually look alot like the fantastic mr.fox. he looked like a handsome devil.

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Protips with Avi Schmolin (Portrayed by Ari Zolin)

that's a snapple bottle, probably should've written Snapple on the bottle to indicate that. maybe i'll attempt an angle more dynamic than dead on, and give ari an expression that doesn't read as a stroke victim.

Daniel "Cock-er-Spaniel" Spiro

you're dead, I've killed you.

Hanna was Ill. Eric Bana was a total Bamf, and the german dude who was hired to track down Hanna was I hope purposefully written and costumed in the likeness of the homicidal youths in Funny Games. It was like the Bourne series of action films, except instead of the political drama and somewhat nebulous love story, it's about the responsibilities of raising a child. Also, the the chemical brothers rocked the shit out of the soundtrack.

Camo shorts go with everything

I don't know where the time goes. I'm convinced that there people who smoke my time away for me. I don't have enough time to do all the things I'd like to do, so I end up spending most evenings watching netflix. maybe I should make a schedule for myself, divide my fun and personal cultivation into consumable segments, but i admit that sounds pretty gay. I need to see a doctor. Maybe I'll use my smartfone as a personal digital assistant/bitch and get some kind of app that I can put my schedule into. Maybe I can get an app that tells me what to do at all times of the day, for the rest of my life.

sister ray

Sometimes I get really paranoid that I was born with some kind of intense social disorder that manifests itself in such a way that my mind actively erases any memory i might have of it's occurances. That would be fucked up.

I inherited a bunch of hats from my great grandpa, they're all really nice but none of them fit my huge melon.

yesterday I was in line to buy a sandwich with some friends, to enjoy in the park, when it was my turn the lady at the counter took the order of my friend who was standing behind me. I was confused, even sad for a moment perhaps for being dismissed so. My state of elevation didn't help me sort the confusion. Ended up eating a pretty good sandwhich with some of my favorite dudes though, saw a sweet-ass german shepard too. reminded me of Max.

what do you call two gay antelopes in New York?

Can't-elopes.

saw limitless today, very enjoyable, more interesting cinematographically than i anticipated. the ending sucked.

I wonder if there's a name for the sudden and ephemeral mania that is developed around the subject of a movie that's just been watched? like after I first saw mighty ducks I played hockey for maybe 6 months and after watching fightclub it's a very natural feeling to wanna punch people. Limitless, more so than normal, makes me wanna be intelligent, take designer drugs, and conduct important bizness with Robert Deniro.

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I should move somewhere, this isn't working.

Creating a Brian Jonestown Massacre station on Pandora is a great idea.

I'm learning alot at my new job, but I find myself increasingly obsessed with money, since there is little else to offset my debilitating boredom and general dissatisfaction with living at home. If i'm gonna be working all the time, i might as well make a shit ton of money while i'm at it.

or I could get a tattoo and take my mind off of it.
pretty bad-ass, no? The building burning down in the background is the facade of the Crystal Palace. Have to work on the line weights still.