Let's Light This Fatboy Up!

So this weekend I spent in the company of two of my dearest friends. On Saturday, we woke up in the early afternoon, did some baking, ordered in thai food, watched 3 ninjas Kick Back on NetFlix and then took well needed naps until 6 or so.

One thing I realized is that 3 Ninjas is amazing because it has the ability to transform into any one of 3 of the best movies produced in the early 90's.
1. Home Alone:
the main characters (the three motherfucking ninjas) use a tape recording of their grandpa's voice to trick an airline into letting them by tickets to tokyo, even though they are underaged, then they mysteriously spend a week in japan, sleeping god knows where, and I think tum-tum gets raped by sumo wrestlers.
2. Mighty Ducks:
this movie is so awesome that they manage to fit in a baseball championship subplot, where they are able to demonstrate their growth as a team, and as responsible young-adults.
3. Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles:
this is more obvious due to the martial arts action. More so than the action, the team dynamic is the same, consisting of the hot-head Raphael(colt), the screwball Michaelangelo(tum-tum,michael), and the do-good team leader Leonardo combined with the brains of Donatello, (Rocky, Jeffery). In one scene, some goon even says "what are you? some kinda teenage mutant jerks?"


you can also watch the whole goddamn thing on youtub.